How would you rob a bank?

You have unlimited resources, and one magic ability of your choosing. The ability can be anything you want.

 

The magic teaspoon!

 

I think I would magic up money so I didn't have to rob a bank >:3 because that is so much effort.

 

I would first flood the place with plastic playpen balls. Then I would teleport into the vault while everyone was distracted, grab the money, the teleport out.

 

Weaponry arms costumes ect.: a suit, tie, a bank card, a very long sword *3 times the length of Sephy's sword* and a bowl of raman.
Magic: a wand with the magic to conjure all magic

 

First, my power would be shapeshifting. Useful in hiding one's appearance.

Second, with the resources I'd get a team of people who could be useful, safe crakers, a guy who can get through the bank's security systems, etc.

Get several cars in serval locations to pass the money off to in order to muffle up the tracks.

Get the layout of the entire bank.

Make a plan, then execute.

 

The ability to get away with robbing a bank without negative repurcussion. Simple.

Alternative:
The ability to have anyone do exactly as I want, on request, no matter how unreasonable. Then I walk in and ask the manager to give me the amount that I want.

 

What's that?

 

I would do this just like the joker did in the movie. Just a whole lot more grander, more extravagant, more people dead.

 

My ability is for anyone to follow, without resistance, any request I issue--so long as I am polite.

Thank you kindly, ma'am.

 

I would rob a bank naked and with an erection.

 

Are you saying other people don't do that? That's ridiculous!

 

I would summon up the spirits of the dead and rob it while everyone is freaking out over it. It would be tons of fun in multiple ways.

 

Except my erection is my magic ability.

 

That reminds me of a story a certain member here told me...

 

You have aroused my curiosity. Do tell?

 

Intangibility.

Going in, Invis-O-Bill style here.
kudos to anyone who gets this and remembers it from their childhood

 

What is Danny Phantom?

 

I see what you did there.

 

You tell me.