how to troll

go this site and say any random sheit http://omegle.com/

and copy and paste your trolling

 

People still do this? I suppose it is better than chatroulette though.

 

Thank you! Now I know everything there is to know about trolling. Man, you just saved lives.

 

its all worth it when i see your happy troll faces

 

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSwB7QMGS39bRK9X0dX-sc7JFqvvZxH1Uot7rJ5QG4Xv09LtQeCdDWNdT3X

 

No, gabr.


Just no.

<--- Take a look at my avatar.

 

O_O

Daaaaaaaaaang. All the secrets of trolling in 3 steps?! Sweet!

 

You: I'm morgan freeman.
Stranger: I am gordon freeman
You: ... ok then
Stranger: you aren't a gamer thats why u dont understand
You: ok. i dont.
Stranger: well then you are a horrible person
You: i guesss i am.
You: you ever heard of kingdom hearts?
Stranger: yes
You: you played it?
Stranger: no but i have read the story plot
You: you should play it.
Stranger: i know but i dont have a console
You: PS2?
You: You can play it with a PS3 too.
Stranger: i know but i will play it someday
Stranger: i dont have a ps3
You: or a ps2?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont have it either
You: that sucks.
Stranger: i am more a pcm user
Stranger: pc*
You: ah. I see.
You: I'm a consoler. not a pc.
Stranger: well thats too bad
You: I guess.

 

Not sure if serious.


This is how a real troll does it

You: Sup

Stranger: nothing

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

2nd try.


Stranger: hi

You: yo ***** motha fuka

Stranger: u need help

You: the hell i do.

Stranger: i meant mental help. u r crazy

You: crazy.... in what way do you mean.... Infidel?

Stranger: never mind

You: i never had one.

Stranger: thank god u r a loser and lonely

You: yup.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Ok class, which one was the troll?

 

3rd try.

Stranger: There's no reason for you to jack off with guys. Im waiting for u at s.e.x.y.o.m.e.g.l.e.COM

You: lolwut

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: Hello
You: Hello.
Stranger: I'm just saying I'm gay
You: Who cares?
You: You think that makes you special or something?
You: You're just like everybody else.
Stranger: I know
Stranger: but some people here are pervs
You: You lie, you cheat, you steal, you do everything the rest of the goddamned human race does.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

This wasn't me... I used the ask a question figure since I found it humerous to see how people reacted.
I got many funny reactions but yeah. This amused me, someone rage quitted over Pizza. XD

Question to discuss:
I'm hungry... but dunno what to make or order... any suggestions?


Stranger 2: Domino's Pizza :)
Stranger 1: Wanna have a piece of my PIZZA? :)
Stranger 2: Only if it's Domino's.
Stranger 1: Whats dominos ?
Stranger 2: OH MY ****ING GOD.
Stranger 2: I CAN'T EVEN.

*Stranger 2 left*

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Stop eating poo

Stranger: heyy :)

You: it's not very nice

Stranger: it's not poo ! it's melted chocolate :D

You: Omg yaaay! Then I approve! Can I have some? =D

Stranger: send it to you in 3

Stranger: 2

Stranger: 1

Stranger: SEND IT

Stranger: did you received it `?

You: It was delicious, I've never had such good melted chocolate, did you make it?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Guys, I think I got poisoned ;-;

 

Stranger: Nude pics?

You: Whoa there buddy, at least buy me dinner first

Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

4th try.

You: Cheese is a generic term for a diverse group of milk-based food products. Cheese is produced throughout the world in wide-ranging flavors, textures, and forms.
Cheese consists of proteins and fat from milk, usually the milk of cows, buffalo, goats, or sheep. It is produced by coagulation of the milk protein casein. Typically, the milk is acidified and addition of the enzyme rennet causes coagulation. The solids are separated and pressed into final form.[1] Some cheeses have molds on the rind or throughout. Most cheeses melt at cooking temperature.
Hundreds of types of cheese are produced. Their styles, textures and flavors depend on the origin of the milk (including the animal's diet), whether they have been pasteurized, the butterfat content, the bacteria and mold, the processing, and aging. Herbs, spices, or wood smoke may be used as flavoring agents. The yellow to red color of many cheeses is from adding annatto.
For a few cheeses, the milk is curdled by adding acids such as vinegar or lemon juice. Most cheeses are acidified to a lesser degree by bacteria, which turn milk sugars into lactic acid, then the addition of rennet completes the curdling. Vegetarian alternatives to rennet are available; most are produced by fermentation of the fungus Mucor miehei, but others have been extracted from various species of the Cynara thistle family.
Cheese is valued for its portability, long life, and high content of fat, protein, calcium, and phosphorus. Cheese is more compact and has a longer shelf life than milk. Cheesemakers near a dairy region may benefit from fresher, lower-priced milk, and lower shipping costs. The long storage life of some cheese, especially if it is encased in a protective rind, allows selling when markets are favorable.

Stranger: hello

Stranger: f m

Stranger: ?

You: m

Stranger: okayu

Stranger: **** you

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Did I say something wrong?

 

Spy mode.
Question to discuss:
Do you miss Steve?
Stranger 2: اللعبة هههههههههه
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 1: steve.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

 

I think you've mistaken trolling with being a ****ing ******.

 

There's a difference?