Especially helpful when you have colds and constantly have the sneezing sensation where sneezing would feel really good since you're sick, but don't sneeze.
But I don't like sneezing when I'm sick... Teach me how to fall asleep on command. Now that's a practical skill
I once meditated in a bathroom at a con for half an hour and got up feeling like I'd slept for at least 8 hours.
Alternatively, you could just be allergic to like 20 different pollens and animals and sneeze all year round! Oh, and also every time you sneeze it feels like your throat is being ripped apart from the inside :D
When a sneeze tricks you by pretending to come but then it never does ;-; that is the most unsatisfying thing ever.