How pale are YOU?

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How pale are YOU?

  1. "My eyes! MY EYES!!!"

    5 vote(s)
    16.7%
  2. "Dude, get that flashlight outta my face."

    1 vote(s)
    3.3%
  3. "I think the sun hates you."

    2 vote(s)
    6.7%
  4. "You are white as hell."

    5 vote(s)
    16.7%
  5. "You. Need. A. F*cking. Tan."

    5 vote(s)
    16.7%
  6. -The Gray Area-

    4 vote(s)
    13.3%
  7. "Nice tan."

    4 vote(s)
    13.3%
  8. "Dude, you're like a god."

    3 vote(s)
    10.0%
  9. "I didn't know you could be orange."

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. "You need to see a doctor."

    1 vote(s)
    3.3%
  1. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I am caramel.


    SUCKAS.
     
  2. Tienewman Like A Boss

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    nearly transparent
     
  3. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Tan and super pale at the same time.
     
  4. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    I tan in like March >.> so no one really notices my change in skin colour until they see my horrific tan line that my necklace and watch have both given me.
     
  5. xigbar.nom Destiny Islands Resident

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    Perhaps I'm that White sand..y'know the sand that's not sand colour but the White-ish sand..? If I'm making sense
     
  6. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    This

    /sadface
     
  7. Misty gimme kiss

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    I'm Italian so I have a natural tint to my skin, but I sleep when the sun is out so I look anemic all the time. :c
     
  8. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I'm pretty white. If you were to look in a dictionary for Pale White, I would probably be the picture next to it
     
  9. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Now there is a poll.
     
  10. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    ok, switch around "The sun hates you" with "You hate the sun" and you've got me. Because I hate the sun so much. That's why I like the basement where it's quiet, dark, and everything, and probably why I'm so white
     
  11. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    I'm part Croatian, so this should be the case for me, but since I was about twelve my Finnish genes seem to have kicked into overdrive.

    But yeah, most make-up lines palest shade isn't pale enough for me in the winters.
     
  12. Terra254 Traverse Town Homebody

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    I'm half Mexican and I'm out side a lot so either way I'd have a tan.
     
  13. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I'm not pale, but I'm far from tan.
    Also sometimes I forget outside exists for a few weeks and I get crazy pale and then I have to go get somewhat average again.
     
  14. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    There's no category up there I fit in ;~;

    But on a more related note, one of my arms is darker than the other because I drive with my window down :'D
     
  15. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

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    I am ridiculously pale. Which considering I'm a brunette, and the fact that all my family tan very easily, is just odd.

    I just don't tan. In the summer I sometimes get an extremely light one, but I have to virtually cook myself for it.

    I like being pale though, so its all good.
     
  16. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    I'm white as snow and I cannot tan one bit. I get sunburned whenever I leave the house, even at night.
     
  17. Rena88 Twilight Town Denizen

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    There's a reason I gained the nickname "White Lightning". xP
     
  18. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    I'm pale as all sh*t, but it's not like... sickly looking.
    Then I see pics of me and my mom and she's like two shades darker than me and I'm just like WTF MAN.
     
  19. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    ITT: Nerds are pale xD
     
  20. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    I have been referred to as "casper the ghost"