I don't do black music, I don't do white music I make fight music, for high school kids I put lives at risk when I drive like this I put wives at risk with a knife like this Fuck, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out Ducked the fuck way down, waitin to straight jump out put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now? Oh - you want me to watch my mouth? how? Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around? Look - I'll burn your fuckin house down, circle around and hit the hydrant, so you can't put your burning furniture out I'm sorry, there must be a mix-up You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked? Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kid's amusement But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you ain't parents.. brb, killing my neighbours with a toothpick and some ducktape.
Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch I never knew I, knew I would get this big I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch Gotta love Eminem
What a poem is not A poem is not an ant But it can be quite short. A poem is not a banana but there may be something under its skin. A poem is not a coat but it may have some warmth in it. A poem is not a dog and it can do without a basket. A poem is not an Endless pair of trousers but it can be quite long. A poem is not a football shaped like a cucumber. A poem is not a Goat shaped like a piece of chewing gum. A poem is not a hedgehog but it might be hard to get hold of. A poem is not an idiot but it can be quite stupid. A poem is not a jack in the box but it can be quite stupid. A poem is not a kite but it might blow away. A poem is not a light bulb but you can change it if you want to. A poem is not a monkey but it can be quite human. A poem is not a nut but you can give it to a monkey. A poem is not an Ookookookookookookookook ookookookookookooloombomanumakookoo A poem is not a prison and it shouldn't feel like one either. A poem is not a question Actually it is sometimes. A poem is not a radio but you may have to tune into it. A poem is not a scab so don't pick it. A poem is not a toothbrush so don't clean your teeth with it. A poem is not an umbrella but it may give protection. A poem is not a verruca and I'm glad. A poem is not a wig but you can wear it if you want to. A poem is not an x-ray make no bones about it. A poem is not a year old bag of vegetables but it can smell quite strongly. A poem is not a zylophone and it can spell words wrongly. Got to love John Hegley :3
