[We were talking about the movie Taken with Liam Neeson in it] Mom: you know this movie does teach you about street smart but I don't know if it is realistic Me: What do you mean? Mom: well what if the kidnapper didn't have a tattoo and how would you know the dude was some form of European Me: yeah I get you. Just yell "some kind of european" Mom: I think you try to figure out if they look like a celebrity Me: What if the guy was really ugly? Mom: Well there must be a lot of ugly celebrities... like that one guy. P... um ..P. diddly Me: *laughs* what?! who? Mom: you know.. that p. diddly guy Me: You mean P. Diddy? Mom: Yeah.. he always changes his names.... *me dying of laughter* //that is my mom, everyone// I love my mom
