How embarrassing.

I was getting ready for my friend to come over today, and I had just gotten out of the shower when she texted me to say she was just walking down my street. Two minutes later the doorbell rings so I run downstairs to let her in, obviously not caring that I was in a towel because it was just my best friend.


... It wasn't her. It was some old man who wanted to sell me some fresh meat.

 

So you're in a towel and wet?

....want my fresh meat?

 

...That's freaky.

 

I do believe that being rather unsuccessful in your first attempt at selling meat would not warrant creating an account on a Japanese video game forum simply to pester the lady to buy more of your product.

 

No thankyou... I'm vegetarian :B|:

 

Okay, I lol'd.

 

...You didn't say that in Vegas D:

 

That's...
Odd u_u

What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas*shot*

 

This is especially amusing seeing as I watched The Hangover today. xD

 

Your life is just ripe for parody, isn't it?

 

*puts gun away*

Man, I let him finish. Gotta be quicker on the draw.

 

I thinke he found his fresh meat 0.o

 

Well LilBueno has been a mamber on this site longer than he's been trying to sell fresh meat to Juicy. *doorbell rings* Oh hold on. *walks to door and opens door*
LilBueno: Hello... want my fresh meat?
WHAT THE F-*shot*

 

*puts gun away*

See that's how you do it Nouv-*shot*

 

Chica, I've been trying to sell my fresh meat since you were in diapers.

 

I'll just be over here holding my bat.
c:

 

Take cover Jefe D: