How does that make you feel?

Hello my name is Harleen Quinzel and my profession is a psychologist. Come with your problems and I'll fix them.
[Don't judge me]

 

Apperantly my occupation is being the rapist. Help me.

 

Well I do have this one problem...

 

I haz a zombie fetish.

Prototype (Elizabeth Greene) and l4d (The Witch) turn me on.

Halp?

 

I have achieved Reverse Nirvana and can now kill anyone just by thinking it with freaking sweet mind bullets. Help?

 

Sorry. On vacation, you'll have to take the problem to Christhor.

 

fcken lol'd

 

Gee thanks, now I have to deal with these losers aswell. This is just swell...

 

C :

Job well done for me today, woo. What a day.