Holy Crap

My version of Microsoft Word is from 1997.

*facepalm*

 

Mine is from 4037

:\ so outdated

._.​

 

Oh snapz. What features does that have?

 

Well i've got version 4037.9999999999999999999999 so i have out dated you goddess.

 

They released version 4038 beta a while ago.

 

Really? I swear I had Microsoft Word ∞.

 

Oh my. Well aren't we advanced?

 

Capricornus is much more advanced than tiny little Earth.

 

If you're so advanced then why don't you use Linux?

 

We use an upgraded version

PIE-NUX. It can do almost anything. The reason we have your little Microsoft is because we control Bill Gates. We created the RROD on your Xbox 360s on purpose.

We are the secret masters of your Earth.

 

You still out class me, I have word processor XD

 

Sweet Jesus. 0_o

Yay! I'm don't have the worst word processor here!

 

Unfortunally the spell-check is still inaccurate...

 

And the clip art still looks like it was drawn by kindergartners on crack.

 

My version of Powerpoint is from '97 as well.... It sucks.... I need to update because I end up doing worse on projects....

 

I know. Basically all 90's Microsoft software sucks.

 

Exactly .

Here on Capricornus, we have no need for spell-check, as we have evolved to a point where we can write words without error.

 

The irony! xP

 

Sorry. Um. That was the...human ambassador. Yeah.

We are still your superiors, humans!

 

Who are you anyway? Well it doesn't matter? Know why? Because we're in America! We'll feed you to bald eagles as you ride a red bullet train to hell! Commie! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!