Holy crap, mom

So today we were driving, blah blah blah, and my stepdad asked my mom to read a sign that was like five feet away, and she couldn't.

No seriously, she couldn't read it, and it was so close.

So naturally ever since that, for the rest of the car ride it was "What does that sign say? what does that license plate say?"

So heres a few funny ones.

For a sign that said FALKNER she said RICKY.
for a sign that said PANTHER she said FRAISER
for a sign that said OSBOURNE she said GOPHER
We also asked her what it said under a huge sign that said "Mexican Food"(in huge, green letters) and she said WHERE DOES IT SAY MEXICAN FOOD???

I can't believe i let her drive >.>

 

Tell her she can't see sh*t, but let her continue her driving.
Then when she crashes into a tree and she is in the hospital, you can say

I TOLD YOU SO I TOLD YOU SO

She then learned her lesson.





If she dies, that's bad luck.

Good luck, agent 00-shitpants.

 

Maybe she forgot how to read English.​

 

That is very possible. I lol'd.

 

Perhaps she was just ****ing around with your head like she couldn't read the signs.