Hey look, there is a movie about me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What?_(film)

I can't believe this. It's-

Er, what?

 

That movie came out the same year as Bruce Lee's fist of fury did.

 

You would know that.​

 

Oh wow What? You're famous. I always knew you could make it. In fact, I think you are in the credits as the rapist's father.

 

I'm giving my son a very stern talking to.

 

Make sure you get that Canadian wood paddle. Nothing hurts more.

 

What wood paddle? We use beaver tails.

 

u need this -takes out metal spikey belt- hit him with this a couple of times if he can take it he will most likely bleed

 

Metal bats with spikes are for cowards.

 

fine beat him till his bones break

 

I intend to do so.

We are not wasting food here. You indeed do know what I mean.

 

if alls fail use a whip and hang him on a cross

 

You're a cruel device to use an animal tail. I shun you.