Help.

Yesterday I was a man in love with a woman. Today I am the woman, but I just like the man as a friend. Why can't women like me give nice guys like myself a chance?

 

So the problem is that you're swapping bodies?

 

Oh I read a really funny book about swapping bodies once, called "The Toilet of Doom". I highly recommend it alongside The Killer Underpants.

 

Problem? More like time to exploit the balls offa this mechanic.

 

No you weren't. You were in lust.

Because most "nice guys" are nice to get into a relationship, and then stop being "nice".

 

Childhood. Right there.



"If it weren't for gold and women there'd be no damnation" ~Vindice, The Revenger's Tragedy

 

Back up *****, did you actually read these books? You are what i've been searching for all this time.

 

Personal experience? Did your boyfriend make you do something you didn't want to do?

 

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Couldn't resist from the thread title.

 

Is this your way of saying you're a women trapped in a Space Gandalf's body?

 

Why are you being such a tool, lately?

 

Maybe they all have seen your posts on here.

 

probs forgot to wear your fedora and flame pattern shirt

 

Love is lust for people too busy swapping sexes to let their genitals get the hang of it.

 

I guess that kind of makes sense.

 

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