Help with life is for ******s

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Atlas, May 7, 2009.

  1. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    So i'll post this here.


    I'm unattractive, /khv/, and so i feel like shit most of the time. I used to be a cutter in eighth grade. Thinking about starting up again, because it worked.


    I don't care about your stories, or how you feel about this, or your sympathy, or whatever it is you feel the need to post.

    Just give me something else to do, something that isn't talking about it with the stupid fucking guidance counselors because we all know that's a waste of time. Something that works, that'll at least distract me from feeling like i wanna bash my head in til my brains leak out all over floor.
     
  2. Juicy Chaser

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    Handcuffs.


    Its like, +10 sexiness too
     
  3. Reisen Twilight Town Denizen

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    Agreed.


























    OH WAIT. :)
     
  4. Mike Chaser

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    And...how do you feel about this?
    Yea, I know that's annoying.
     
  5. *Sora* Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Grow the **** up.

    How's that?

    Why is being 'unattractive' making you want to cut yourself? Because you can't get a freshman girlfriend? Relationships don't mean anything in school. When you get into the real world you'll understand that looks aren't everything.
     
  6. Juicy Chaser

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    lol, no offense but that advice is pretty ******

    You'll find the majority of people do care about looks; or do you inhabit a cave?
     
  7. *Sora* Gummi Ship Junkie

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    You're 15, and possibly not even in high-school yet? Of course looks matter at that age when you have little to no personality to base anything on.
     
  8. jettie Twilight Town Denizen

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    run .
     
  9. Juicy Chaser

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    You're implying that neither myself nor my peers have personalities? :v

    And school works differently here ~
     
  10. fadedphantom King's Apprentice

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    Looks always matter. You can deny it as much as you want, but the sad truth is that we live in a very shallow world.

    And, in the words of Bowling for Soup, "High School Never Ends, oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, HEY!!"
     
  11. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Eat your 'unattractiveness away till it is buried in 300 pounds of fat.
     
  12. JellyBeing ALL. THE. BUTTS.

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    Carry a can of beans with you at all times. Put it on a leash and roll down the hallways of your school as you go from class to class. When people start to ask questions tell them it's your 'security blanket' and precede to sing 'I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair.'

    Or become a Battletoads master. Your choice. :v
     
  13. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Do your own fucking homework.