Kingdom Hearts help me understand this persons logic.

I just read this review:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/review/R64573.html
and how, may i ask, is kingdom hearts a super mario 64 clone?

 

wow.... :huh: this is a really bad review almost like ign giving a sonic game 3.5 or something but god such a bad review "facepalm"

 

Wow, somebody sat on a pin.



But to be fair, it did make me laugh :v

 

WoW. It seems there is still someone worse at reviewing than me :D
Kingdom Hearts a Super Mario 64 clone? My butt.

 

Woooow... D8 That person must've gotten bored. Heh, silly guy doesn't know what he's talking about. He/She must have bad taste or something.

 

that review failed epically. he sounds like a total diploid.

 

wow, did someone hate Disney as a kid or something?

 

:gunwtf:

Moron alert! Seriously. I can't even explain how epically lame his review was.

 

ROFL! The review...Just, meh. Nintendonians...sheesh.

 

o.O Wow.

First, "Bad, boring and uninteresting, the awful gameplay and ugly characters contribute a lot to make it a complete disaster." Ugly characters? Boring? I think Sora is kind of a hottie, and in the beginning, it does get a little boring, but if you're going to write a review you should at least spend some time playing the game!

Second, "if you are running out of energy you’ll have to try to defend yourself pressing desperately the attack button while with the other hand using the crossbars to select the items or magic spell available and then stop pressing the attack button to select two times which magic you want to use and then choose who do you want to heal and for that time you are probably dead." That is how to play the game. It is supposed to be hard; if it's not, then it won't hold your interest.

Third, how in hell does this game resemble Mario 64?

 

This person must really hate RPGs. I totally 100% disagree with them. Kingdom Hearts is not a bad game.

 

In some points he is right though. E.g. For a Squre Enix game, it was pretty poor. But that's only because disney contributed to a lot of the game. Which meant the characters and the worlds were really childish and boring.

 

I dont see how anyone could write a review like this, even if they did hate the game... It's total ****, bordering something that would make me want to kill myself... This person has the appention span of a teaspoon...

 

Mario 64?! WTF?! There is no resemblance whatsoever... Jeez. Let me at this dude! Stupid nintendo fanboys/girls. I mean, I like Nintendo and all, but that's just outrageaous! I must agree. This review does fail. Fails HARD!

 

No it's not -_- I guess some people write whatever they want

 

Reasons why the guy who wrote this review needs to go f*ck himself:
1. The game is not a super mario 64 clone. Sure you get a three hit combo, but do you get a triple jump? No.
2. HE RATED STORY 3/10?!?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?!? This game series has by far the best storyline of any video game series I've ever played ever. This is just proof that he didnt get to Hollow Bastion if you ask me. lol "I have not finished it" AH Now theres some info that tells us YOU SHOULDNT BE RATING THIS GAME.
3. Music.........4......ARE YOU SH**ING ME!?!?
"It is just there doing nothing" Mother****er has no respect for how ingenious Yoko Shimomura is. I admit the synthesized instruments werent the best quality, but the music was fitting to the environment of the levels/situation which is what VG music is supposed to do.
4. Stupid and useless jelly beans? THEYRE GUMMI BLOCKS TO POWER UP UR SHIP
5. "We can’t use their magic abilities or order them to attack a certain enemy." Theres a setup system in the menu for how you want them to atack/use magic >_> (also I didnt find this out until WAY after I beat the game but the triangle button actually does something! It commands party members to attack a locked target.)
6. "THERE ARE ONLY TWO OR THREE ENEMIES IN WHOLE DAMNED GAME WITH ELECTRIC POWERS!!!" Yellow Opera, Ursula, Wizard, Aquatank. I count four.
7. "Kingdom Hearts is a sad example of what video games are going to be in the future, poorly made crap to satisfy kids with fancy graphics." The graphics are what satisfied me the least actually. The story is perfect, and the music is near perfect. This game was one of the biggest contributing factors to me being the type of gamer I am today.
Conclusion?
This guy is completely ******ed.
Also Hes probably more of a classic RPG fan than a nintendo fan. No sane Nintendo fan who has played this game would call it an SM64 clone. Hes probably not a Nintendo fan at all. So you guys REALLY shouldnt have thrown all those insults towards nintendo fans out there S:l

 

...It hurts my eyes when I read crap like that.

how can any sane person think the soundtrack is bad? Even someone who hated kingdom hearts could atleast admire the music which is one of the highlights of the game.

And as far as his comments about the story go, it's obvious it was just too much for his brain to comprehend, it's a well thought out and fantastic story.

So yeah, this guy needs to seek help.

 

I lol'd.

This guy is so stupid, he makes trolls look smart right now. What makes KH ANYTHING like Super Mario 64? Absolutely nothing. This guy needs to get his IQ together before he writes a review.

I agree on the summons though. Tinkerbell is the only useful one.

 

dunno about you but Genie and Mushu were pretty damn useful too.