Help! Frog!

I'm gonna share this email story thing my boss sent me through email. Sure made my day better.

This was an actual call to 911. This really happened.

D = Dispatcher
C = Caller

D: 911
C: I am trapped in my house.
D: Trapped? Is someone holding you there?
C: Someone? No. But there is a frog on the front porch.
D: A frog?
C: Yes. A frog.
D: Okay, but what is preventing you from leaving the house.
C: I told you, there's a frog on the porch and I'm afraid of frogs.
D: And you don't have another door to the house?
C: No. There's only one door and I can't get out of the house with the frog sitting there.
D: Why don't you take a broom and sweep the frog off the porch?
C: I can't do that. I told you. I'm afraid of frogs. He might get me.
D: Um...I'm not sure I can help you with this...


Hope this made at least one person laugh...