Help fast kthx

Well today my girlfriend kinda gave me a hickey on my neck like 2 big ones. Like big, like you'll notice it right away with no exaggeration.

So like I know my mom will kill me if she sees it and I know they don't go away very fast. >:/ How do I hide it?

TIPS PLZ
(and im not just showing off like every dude on the site that is like omg i have a girlfriend just to make some jealous)

 

Find an object that could've scratched you up bad, and give that as an excuse.

Then, put bandages on the places on your neck.

 

xD I was going to edit, hoping no one would suggest...

no scar stories.

Seriously. Don't work. I'm a good lier. But my mom is 20Q with that.

 

Than how about being the honest man, and just tell her about it?

It's no big deal. If you get a few slaps and a few weeks of restriction, hell, at least you were honest.

 

I don't know because I never have hickys (yeah yeah I know.. I'm a loser XD) jk anyway.. umm make up? dab foundation on your skin

 

Oh yes Lullaby. A big object that scratched him on the neck so much that it drew blood and he needed to put on a bandage. That's going to make his mom want to look. xD

Use some makeup to cover it up.

 

TURTLENECKS

 

xDDD QFT!

 

You guys are no help! );

I don't have makeup. Even if I did hao do I use it? All I know is how to use a hair straigtner!

Oh yeah, turtlenecks in summer.

 

if you mom asks tell her that she should see the hickey you gave her. :P

ok...maybe that work...

Wear a shirt with a collar and flare the collar or if you have skull candy giant headphones, put them around your neck.

 

Wear your scarfs from hollister or abercrombie

 

Its the latest craze

 

); Best advices so far:

Lullaby: Tell truth (lololol)
Shades: Flar collar use bose headphones.

); I'm using necklaces like 5 on my neck but lul its still visible even with the choker i put on and it makes it more conspicuous.

But lots of lulz guys. xD
Also, Silly Sabby those are for chix!

And that's almost, if not worser of an idea than reptart's.

 

Steal your mum's makeup. If you're going to lie to her, then you might as well steal while your at it.

 

Tell her it's a rash.

Or something bit you and is irritating the skin. Just scratch it a bit to make your skin look as red.

 

Then go Ask Jeeves

 

But Jeeves is on vacation.

 

Well, you do own a hair straightener.

 

not really, guys wear them. Well my friend does. But he's gay.. STILL GUYS CAN WEAR IT!

 

Well Jeeves sucks anyways