Heeeey

I found an inflatable pig with two holes in it, in one of my drawers.
What could be the purpose of this awesome pink pig?

 

Stick your penis in it and then tell everyone you're making bacon.

 

I assume it is a girl pig because of the two holes. Unless one is the mouth.

Make a music video with it.​

 

It's Ham from Toy Story. His coin hole and his...penis hole?

 

Helping yokels getting laid.

 

Well it IS a girl pig, because of the eyelashes and color and some other stuff. but one is the mouth.

I might just do that.

 

Goodness.
KHV's maturity level is pretty weak on Wednesdays.

 

You tried to eat it, didn't you?

 

._. Noooo. IT LOOKED TASTY OKAY DONT JUDGE ME

It now has a crispy plastic taste. Tried to cook it.

 

You cooked it so you could eat it after finding out it didn't taste good raw. We're onto you.

 

I find your lack of perversion disturbing to be honest.

 

Darth Vader approves of your rhetoric.