Harry Potter 7 (Read this thread if you haven't read the book)

These people die:

Lupin
Mad-Eye
Wormtail
Hedwig
Dobby
Voldemort
Bellatrix
Tonks
Fred
Bathilda
Crabbe

And these people live:

No one.

You see, Hogwarts is actually a housing plant for Soviet missiles, and, well, they all go off.

 

Thanks... I didn't wanna read the book >.>
Too f*cking long.

 

^ You are a smart, considerate person.

Especially with all that reading you do!

 

Harry Potter spoilers... old news. :/

 

who dies
harry or hermione
or you didnt get to that part roxas?

 

The sex scene between Harry and Hermione was hot.

 

what?
did you really read it

 

Dude, you forgot about snape. -.-

 

The whole thing was a joke anyway.

Did you not read the last sentence?

 

I know.

But I laughed when snape died, so I wanted to add it in

 

That's my job...:bored:

 

I have the book.


Im almost finished.


Why the hell did you say the freaking names?!

But Tonks is ted. And Fred doesn't die does he?

 

I liked the sex scene with Ron and Hermione better. And Harry dies aswell, too bad he comes back from the dead, and Scrimgeour dies aswell and Mrs Weasley was like "DON'T HURT MY DAUGHTER B!TCH" or something like that.

 

That's better.

Fixed. :rockdover:

 

I like the part where Voldemort molested Harry.

 

DAMMIT, WHY DOES EVERYONE TAKE MY JOB!?!?


:yelling: :yelling: :yelling: :yelling: :yelling: :yelling: :yelling: :yelling:

 

It's official, I'm probably the only person here who couldn't be have-assed enough to care about Harry Potter.

 

Actually, same here. I hate Harry Potter.

 

Yes Voldemort jumped on Harry and shoved him up his a$$, Harry and Ginny were going to have it but Ron interupted, Damn Ron.

 

NO GAWD DAMN IT!