Harry Potter 7 (Read this thread if you haven't read the book)

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  1. Roxas OG

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    These people die:

    Lupin
    Mad-Eye
    Wormtail
    Hedwig
    Dobby
    Voldemort
    Bellatrix
    Tonks
    Fred
    Bathilda
    Crabbe

    And these people live:

    No one.

    You see, Hogwarts is actually a housing plant for Soviet missiles, and, well, they all go off.
     
  2. Gwen Farewell.

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    Thanks... I didn't wanna read the book >.>
    Too f*cking long.
     
  3. Roxas OG

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    ^ You are a smart, considerate person.

    Especially with all that reading you do!
     
  4. Mish smiley day!

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    Harry Potter spoilers... old news. :/
     
  5. FUZZY SWEATER Hollow Bastion Committee

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    who dies
    harry or hermione
    or you didnt get to that part roxas?
     
  6. Roxas OG

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    The sex scene between Harry and Hermione was hot.
     
  7. FUZZY SWEATER Hollow Bastion Committee

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    what?
    did you really read it
     
  8. Rosey Chaser

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    Dude, you forgot about snape. -.-
     
  9. Roxas OG

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    The whole thing was a joke anyway.

    Did you not read the last sentence?
     
  10. Rosey Chaser

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    I know.

    But I laughed when snape died, so I wanted to add it in
     
  11. Roxas is Hot I'd lick his Sea Salt stick anytime. ♥

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    That's my job...:bored:
     
  12. Yozora Archer

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    I have the book.


    Im almost finished.


    Why the hell did you say the freaking names?!

    But Tonks is ted. And Fred doesn't die does he?
     
  13. Alpha Sonix Why so asymmetrical?

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    I liked the sex scene with Ron and Hermione better. And Harry dies aswell, too bad he comes back from the dead, and Scrimgeour dies aswell and Mrs Weasley was like "DON'T HURT MY DAUGHTER B!TCH" or something like that.
     
  14. Roxas is Hot I'd lick his Sea Salt stick anytime. ♥

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    That's better.

    Fixed. :rockdover:
     
  15. Mish smiley day!

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    I like the part where Voldemort molested Harry.
     
  16. Roxas is Hot I'd lick his Sea Salt stick anytime. ♥

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    DAMMIT, WHY DOES EVERYONE TAKE MY JOB!?!?


    :yelling: :yelling: :yelling: :yelling: :yelling: :yelling: :yelling: :yelling:
     
  17. Xaldin ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    It's official, I'm probably the only person here who couldn't be have-assed enough to care about Harry Potter.
     
  18. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Actually, same here. I hate Harry Potter.
     
  19. Alpha Sonix Why so asymmetrical?

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    Yes Voldemort jumped on Harry and shoved him up his a$$, Harry and Ginny were going to have it but Ron interupted, Damn Ron.
     
  20. Roxas is Hot I'd lick his Sea Salt stick anytime. ♥

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    NO GAWD DAMN IT!
     
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