Hardcore Twilight fans

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  1. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    What defines a hardcore twilight fan? How does one act, talk, dress, and look as a hardcore twilight fan?

    Any input would be much appreciated.

    Ta much!
     
  2. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Like a Harry Potter fan but alot less likable.
     
  3. Twilight Knight Traverse Town Homebody

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    They dress in all movie themed clothes, constantly have on of the books with them, won't shut up about it, obsess over Edward or Jacob, obsess over being on Team Edward or Team Jacob, and are not likable in any way whatsoever.

    I've learned from the unfortunate experience of being around one of them.
     
  4. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Ah! I didn't know they carried a book with them. Very good to know.

    Anything else? Like, do they tend to wear a lot of heavy make-up?
     
  5. Twilight Knight Traverse Town Homebody

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    Most of them, no. Most of them pretty much wear only eye-liner and otherwise have no other form of facial product on.
     
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    Hardcore Tiwlight fans are known to have a debilitating fear of anime. They have a tendency to be over romantic and constantly shout things like TEAM EDWARD/JACOB/LESBIAN BELLA and others. You're welcome.
     
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    They jump into vats of glitter in order to sparkle in the sunlight.
     
  8. Twilight Knight Traverse Town Homebody

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    That's only the hardcoriest of the hardcore.
     
  9. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    You go on DeviantART right?
     
  10. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Which is...normal clothes?
    Unless they're dressing up like a werewolf
    in which case
    shirtless.
    If only they had abs like Taylor though >>
    ...or if it was the female fans.
     
  11. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    This information is gold! Ta much!

    Keep them coming if you've got more.
     
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    Glitter. Glitter all over their bodies.
     
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    Okay, most Twilight fans that I have had the displeasure of knowing have had a debilitating fear of anime. Specifically anime eyes. Yeah, I don't know.
     
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    ...Isn't there a Twilight manga? What do they think of that? x:
     
  15. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Torn between love and disgust.
     
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    I saw it in my local library and raged. Then I showed it to Project Fangirl and she raged. It was a ragefest to be remembered. Fearless should have been there.
     
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    Oh yeah I saw that at Target. I, literally, took one of the books and threw it in a nearby trash can while no one was looking.
     
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    **** y'all, I still like Twilight B|
     
  19. Twilight Knight Traverse Town Homebody

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    Never will I respect you again. Ever.
     
  20. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Well...
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    I would assume only the supremely hardcore fans would get things like that permanently tatooed on their bodies.