Happy Thanksgiving to you all!

So here's a little 'food for thought.'
>:3

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving
But I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards
I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned
The dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation
With all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees....
Happy eating to all - Pass the cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.

From my house to your house
Happy Thanksgiving!​

 

You sure love food dont you? :3​

 

wtf?
I thought it was Christmas...

 

Spoony Americans.

 

Way to go

 

nice job! oh and happy thamksgiving!

 

*sigh*
celebrated a month ago...
no-one gave a crap...
-.-

 

It's November? I thought it was May.

 

...every year i am forced to watch thanksgiving specials TWICE -.-

 

I thought it was February 31st |<

 

As fish it to sock?

D:

 

I'm too full to talk -.-

 

JellyBelly











Did you gain weight?
8D

 

@Tootsie:

I dunno. D:

I eat olives most of the time, then when dinner rolls around I'm usually full. XD

Mmmm... olives. :3