Happy Birthday to Marushi!

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Amaury, Dec 12, 2017
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Happy Birthday Marushi. Hope you have a great day and don't share the cake with a snowman.
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Twitch Stream said:

"The keyblade war was started by master Xehanarch"
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cstar said:

me? I'M ALREADY HALF SEX MOD
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Al said:

Nazi's killed the wizards
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MoK said:

"Virginia is on top of me!" MoK
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cstar said:

Liam! Did you encourage the ketchup to go take a different path of life?
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Light said:

I'll marry you MoK
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Magick said:

Night has fallen
Boredom, accompanied by the cold of the black sky, has settled in
The small Canadian child, packing her room, pauses to listen
Distantly, she can hear the sounds of gunshots and burgers frying
Fear begins to set in, for she has experienced this monster before.
Quickly running to her closet, she pulls out a box labeled "Liberal legislature"
Opening the box and pulling out the glowing scroll, she pins it to her door just as the sounds draw closer
Amidst the chaotic sounds of oil spilling and shots being fired, she can hear the sound of Pokémon theme music drifting up the stairs
Quickly, she opens the false bottom in the box, pulling out her secret weapon. "Pikachu, I choose you." she whispers, tossing the small Pokeball towards the door
Out emerges the yellow mouse, squeaking with rage
He charges his attack as the Canadian child hides under the bed. The house explodes into a ball of light as the mouse screams its battle cry before charging the monster at the door
And thusly, the Canadian child bested the Pokémon thieving, conservative, gun toting *******
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Aelin, Dec 12, 2017
Aelin, Dec 12, 2017
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Happy Birthday MARU-SENPI!!!!
"Ravioli Ravioli, give me the Grellioli"~cstar 2017
"Kimba-sized"~Mok 2017
"You've been hit by a smooth organization member!"~Arch 2017
"It's bigger than Arch's"~Gabi 2017
"Naruto does exist!! I am a FROG!"~Lux 2017
"It must be racist" followed by "AAWWWWW" ~Arch then Gabi 2017
"A round of applause for the glowing stick!!!""~Joce 2017
“Oh no. Arch is moving..”~cstar 2017
"I like being an a**hole. Just not a total a**hole."~Arch 2017
“All good Mokshas go to Hell”~Mok 2017
"This is testicular treason!!" Vlad(Pat) 2017
“Is that Yuki on Ice??”~Maka 2017
"No Maka! You're not supposed to suck on these lolis!!.........................OH NO!!!"~Cstar then Maka 2017
"Make sure it's from Viktor on Ice" ~ cstar 2018
"I'm sacrificing myself to Mother Gaia unwilllingly!!"~Maka 2018
"That means you need to buy more money!!"~Arch 2018
"Don't worry Uncle Leo. I'll put you out of your ugly misery"~Gabi 2018
"Lolis or we walk"~Rienzel 2018

Once a upon a time, one weird night in an RPA skype call, there had been a Mok, a Gabi, and a small innocent turtle talking. Minute after minute, Mok had continuously send memes of Velvet Crowe and Pals to the young turtle. The turtle was in shock and amazement while laughing her turtle butt off. The turtle cried out to her mother, Gabi(apparently don't ask me ask the RPA), "MA!!!!! MOK'S IS BREAKING ME AGAIN!!!" Gabi had ignored the first cry but acknowledged the second. Sighing, she spoke out in response toward Mok. "YA BREAK IT, YA BUY IT!!!" Mok immediately responded, "Damn, you already selling your daughter??"

The End
#momoftheyear

Cstar
May she and her hiccups rest in peace~
RIP Hiccups 2018

Once a upon a time, in the faraway realms of Skype....there had appeared a Mok, a Joce, and a Cstar. Many people had come and gone until only those three had remained. Cstar was feeling a little under the weather. So she had made the decision to take some medicine to feel better. After some time had passed, it was time for the coveted Moogle Lottery to take place. So then, Cstar had decided to share her screen and opened up notepad to start tallying up some tickets. She begun to list off the names of the characters until she had misspelled the first characters name.

.......Then everything went downhill......

Cstar had then begun purposely misspelled every character's name that she came across. Joce had begun laughing her butt out as this continued to spiral down and down. As Cstar continued to count, she had lost the ability to speak coherent sentences. Joce had been losing her shihtzu(you what i'm trying to say) at all this. Mok had been sitting there, just witnessing all this happening.

"She went to Wonderland" Mok said.

Yes. She truly went to Wonderland that day.

At some point, an Arch had joined the call, witnessing all this. But at last, the best Moogle Lottery drawing had been posted. 10 outta 10 would read again. Even after the lottery had been posted, Cstar was stilling losing her mind.

It wasn't long until a Krowley and a slightly drunk Gabi had joined the call. Just as Joce and Cstar was calming down. The madness had continued once again. After a few more minutes, the madness had finally calmed down.

Little did Joce know that the skype call had lasted until 10 AM, her time, the next day....

The End!!
LadyAzura, Dec 12, 2017
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Day~Dream, Dec 17, 2017
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Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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But you care

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(Oh yeah also thanks everyone for the birthday wishes!)

(Five days late)

(But I care)
I stopped being a contributor and I will never be a premium lol so now I can't change my title. As a result "I hope I didn't keep you waiting" will now forever be attached to my name and somehow this seems like the most appropriate description of me to exist. XD
Anyway I do actually regret nearly everything about who I used to be when I was active here so if your memories of me are painful, I'm sorry. Here's to hoping we both forget and move on soon - and also here's to KHV, the site that kept me alive through some of the worst times of my life. Thanks for the memories; I'll never forget this place.
Lauriam, Dec 17, 2017
Lauriam, Dec 17, 2017
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