Hang in There, Texas!

http://www.weather.com/weather/aler...&areaid=TXC201&office=KHGX&etn=0063&tid=53228

 

Everyone grab their swimsuits, there's a pool outside every door

 

You're assuming people who live in a desert know how to swim.

 

Considering the ocean is only an hour away and there's basically a pool every 5 blocks, yes, I do

 

There are snakes that swim. Swimming. Snakes. Why would you subject someone to that?

 

There's also sharks. You know, these things


And if nothing else, you can subject them to that just for that one second of a funny look. Good thing I'm not that psychotic, others I would

 

Looking on the bright side of things... This rain has put a significant dent in the drought?

I tried.

 

Texas Governor said we don't have to make up any school days.

 

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