Haikus

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
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All good Haikus have
Five syllables, then seven
But who cares you whore

 

Haiku has three vowels
But who really gives a crap
Batman's friend is gay

 

one two three four five
one two three four five seven
one two three four five

 

I lol'd XD

*not in Haiku form, but whatever*​

 

Hey Ambrosia
You smell a lot like cookies
Can I eat you now?

 

=O

You did it wrong.

And no, you may not eat me.​

 

how did i do it wrong?

 

Ambrosia is only three syllables =O​

 

I think she thought of it as "am-bro-zee-uh" rather than "Am-bro-ja"
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Ah. I see.​

 

**** hiakus
I do what I do
I'm a poet breaking rules
A rhyming ape for you fools
Like Fahrenheit one fifteen
FnF three if you know what I mean

 

i actually thought it was Am-bro-si-a​

 

RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE! DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH! ALL THIS RYHMING **** IS NOT MATCH FOR METAL! KGJOIJGIOJGIEJRGDSLLSLSLSJFDFJBRBHEFbbbbbbbbb

 

Did you see the shit
That went down in the locked thread?
Just hilarious.

 

It's fun to do this
Haiku are such a great way
To type up your post

 

My friend has that shirt....





like from two years ago.
:L

 

By the way, Orange
The plural of haiku is
Still the singular

 

Orange is a ******
She needs to go die in hell
I Am not serious...es.

 

The first line gets five
Then the second line seven
but not the third line