.hack//gu fans, I require some assistance

I am bringing Za Warudo to "The World" (The game in which the series takes place). I know both are old as dirt, but please lend me some of your time.

1. .hack has a shortage of steamrollers. I need an idea of something for Haseo to drop on his oppenent.

2.An Approriate title

3. An amusing description of the vid to put on youtube. I was thinking perhaps a joke involving "The World" and Za Warudo (Which translates into "The World") but if anybody has anything better, that's fine too.

EDIT:Well, since no one took the time to help me, I finished it by myself. Here is the finished version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJc_i-UfI-w