Guys who practice beer pong at home

You guys are *******s, you know that?

I'm over here chilling, trying to win over this cute girl who's my partner by kicking your asses at beer pong.

Then you guys annihilate us like you guys are on a ****ing varsity pong team or some ****.

So, you know what? Screw it. I'mma start practicing at home, too.

Gonna level the playing field and annihilate these "beer pong pros."

All I need is a good partner...

 

Why would you practice beer pong?

 

Practice Beer Pong or talk to the girl more?

Prioritise, mate!

 

11 guests? wat is this i dont even this is so sudden Id like to thank the academy

 

I don't drink alcohol, and I never will. I'm underaged anyways.

 

That's what I said.

Do well at beer pong and then the girls will come. Not the type of girls you might want, but hey, beggars can't be choosers. Choosers are losers.

 

I see what you did there...

thank god parents just left the room too...

 

This guy.

 

I used to think that, but then my life got all empty and sad, so I became a vicarious alcoholic. I'll be able to be a real alcoholic a little under a year.

 

I'll find a way to cheer myself up besides alcohol.

 

People who practice beer pong at home is like practicing sex with your bed.

It's awkward, and you better hope you remembered to lock the door.

 

I run the beer pong table son they call me 6 foot 7 foot cause these arms let me dunk on muahfuuckaz

 

lol I seriously hope you're not this basic.

 

Son we play elbow rules and I still windmill on cats, I'm that raw

 

Beggars are clearly winning.

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