Guys what do I do

My friend is trying to make me see Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

 

WATCH IT AND BE GRATEFUL FOR THE OPPROTUNITY
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No, she's texting me, can't do that xD

Also found out it's in 3D oh god help me.

 

That sure would work.

 

go watch it

 

Nonononononono.

I refuse

 

Run for the hills and pray she doesn't see your shadow on the way.

 

You tell your friend that only a childish little ****** would ever think that movie looked remotely good. Go see 9 instead which I just saw and it fucking rocked.

 

^ THIS.

'Nuff said.

 

Alright you're going to have to kill yourself, but not in the way you think.

First, hire a double. The double has to be someone who looks like you, and have similar likes, dislikes and in general a similar personality. Become friends with your double. It'll make it easier for you to execute the next step of the plan.

Next, hire an assassin. It'll be good to know your assassin by name. Take him/her out to dinner sometime, because its good to have a good relationship with them. Who knows, you might have future "trash" to "take care of" and they'd be your number one contact. Besides that, even though they're all heartless killers who'd easily kill your Grandma in cold blood, they still have feelings. Many of them have families and kids who they take to school in the morning even. My great granddad's an assassin. Do you think he still gives me money in the mail, calls me a good sport, and always tells me great stories about the "good ol' days?" You bet your ass he does.

Now plan out a time you'll meet your friend. Tell your double to head to that position. Have the assassin kill your double in front of your friend. Sure, you were friends with the double, but you were better friends with the assassin.

Remember NOT to attend your funeral. Go to a witness protection agency (after all, you were a witness) and live the rest of your days under the radar and occasionally pulling off jobs with your assassin friend.

 

I really like this plan.

 

Be grateful you have a friend and go.

 

Why don't you wanna see "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs"? The movie looks pretty good and funny, unless you don't have a sense of humor.

 

You seem like a suitable double.

 

Umm...what does that mean?

 

But what are we supposed to do about the double's family?

I figure;

A. Kill them
B. Find a double for the double
C. Send them to Neverland
D. Break out into a Kazoo Orchestra in the middle of the street. Everyone will be so distracted, they'll never notice a thing.

EDIT: I vote for D :lolface:

 

Either go because you'll be with your friend, rather than staying with the rest of us nerds, or tell her the truth and tell her you really don't want to see the movie.

The internet is serious business >:

 

Uh, the double's family doesnt matter. You shouldnt do anything anyway because you'd be "dead."

 

Oh, right.
But can we still have the Orchestra?
*points to football field filled with marchers with kazoos*
All their practice would be for naught if we didn't.

 

Most of the forum does not have a sense of humour.