Guys, I need help

I just bought an off brand Snuggie. I'm wearing it as a robe right now. What do I do?

 

light yourself on fire, see if it really is as fireproof as they say... oh wait that another *shot*

 

read a book

 

Drink your coffee without being tangled up in those normal blankets.

 

I CAN GO TO SPORTING EVENTS WITHOUT BEING COLD AND STILL BEING FASHIONABLE! a

 

nope im pretty sure you will look stupider than before :lolface:

 

There's room for two. Would you like to join me in my efforts of embarrassment? :lolface:

 

sorry mate, my snuggie is full *shot*

 

Fine. I'll find someone else to share my Cozy Body Blanket with. Yes, that's its name. It's not good enough to be a real Snuggie.

 

Lol one time I get home from school, my dad is like "Look what I got you : D"

It was a snuggie.

Erm...thanks for thinking about me dad but uh...no thanks.

 

i got a shamwow as a gift once >.>

 

I GAVE an off-brand Sham-Wow as a gift once. The German Super Shammy, it was called.

 

Kill yourself. No human being deserves to be alive if they bought one of those.

 

How dare you insult my new tool of life! Just remember. When you're making your bed someday, I won't be. I'll have used my Snuggie.

 

Here's an idea: Take a robe, and turn it backwards. 10 bucks cheaper.

 

I bought this for $10. I do not own a robe. Are you saying I can go get a robe from Wal-Mart for free? Show me, young one.

 

Touche. Regardless, it's possibly the worst invention since the banjo.