He's a doctor. The best he can do is slowly torture you by cutting your arteries and veins with a scalpel and/or amputate entire limbs. ... Well, I guess that is bad.
I underestimate you all the time. And Harriet is your nurse. I'm the guy who delivers the injuries in the first place.
Oh right, how could I forget? By the way... I think that that guy across the street might get a broken leg... *Hands you a baseball bat* See to it that he gets the best medical care we can offer...
Well don't get used to it, your name is now Harold, or Harry if you feel like having a cute nickname.