Greetings Constantine XI, just here to say hello.

And totally not capture your city or anything.



Then why are there mean people with guns behind you?



You mean the Janissaries? They are the strippers for the party.



Strippers with guns?



Oh yeah, we just assumed you had a masochism fetish. You know, with how the people of Europe loved to fight wars with each other and whatnot.



Well, I do love parties. Alright, I believe you. Let the party begin!








MAY 29, 1453







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I'd probably find this funny, but your historical knowledge far surpasses my own xD