Great Barrington, MA

Lighten up will ya?

EDIT:
TOWN THAT HATES CHRISTMAS

 

I do believe I've been there.

 

Don't you get it? The reason they hate Christmas is because Santa Claus lives there. He is just covering up the fact they do love Christmas with hate.

 

Oh **** you guys found me.

 

Quickly! MUG HIM!!!!

 

I'm taking his hat, sack of toys, and sled.

 

B!tch please, you think i've been doing this Santa thing for as long as i have and don't know how to fight?

Let's do this.

 

I'm taking his big, fuzzy coat.

 

*Stabs Santa with a knife*
*Belly deflates*

Your belly was fake?!

 

Well, don't tell the kiddies but yeah. You think Mrs. Claus is a chubby chaser? Noooooooooooooooooo sir. I had to get in shape, but keep the belly. Arms are real, though.

*Face-punch*

 

*face-CHAINSAW*

 

*Rubs nose, evades chainsaw*

Don't you watch cartoons? This thing is magic.

 

*Shoots with +5 longbow*

 

+5?
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, my leg.

Okay, hold on. Don't take my ****. Just sit on my lap and tell me what you want for christmas.

 

*sits*
I want your big, fuzzy coat.

 

Mrs. Claus made this for me!

I could get you one like it.

 

I know who's getting a lump of coal this year...

 

I am.

Well, I did put it on my Christmas List.

 

That would be nice.

 

Alright. I'll get her to make you another one, just like it.

Now tell me where you got that longbow. And how did you know i was defenseless against it? Who are you working for?