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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Hayabusa, May 22, 2014.

  1. Hayabusa Venomous

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  2. Patman Bof

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    I' ve known it since around the time I was old enough to masturbate. Somehow the news never slipped my mind. XD
     
  3. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Eww .
     
  4. Patman Bof

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    Lol, I mean I never forgot.
     
  5. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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  6. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Well I'm not getting butt cancer anytime soon.
     
  7. Amaury Chaser

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    Masturbation neither reduces nor increases risk of prostate cancer. It's just another silly rumor.
     
  8. 61 No. B

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    thank you for the information Dr. Amaury, I'll never listen to those silly doctors and scientists again. buncha rumormongers, i tell ya
     
  9. Hyuge ✧ [[ Fairy Queen ]]

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    I was pretty disappointed when I didn't see the Professor in the OP.
     
  10. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Good thing I didn't link my thread to an article with data researched by ACTUAL DOCTORS.

    Yay at least one person got my reference.
     
  11. Amaury Chaser

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    I'd link you to the educational male masturbation site I mentioned a while ago in my Sexual Preference that disproves that, but I can't because it also has techniques, which crosses the border here.
     
  12. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Is this a primary source

    Is it cross-referenced

    Is it peer-reviewed
     
  13. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    more importantly: will it blend?
     
  14. Misty gimme kiss

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    Once upon a time I read the history of the vibrator on Wikipedia and it turns out, for a period of time, "pelvic massages" were being used by doctors to treat hysteria in women.

    The lesson we should all take from this is if your lady seems high strung maybe you should reevaluate your bedroom technique.
     
  15. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    HA! Joke's on you, I have no lady!
     
  16. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    SUFFERING so i think we all know what the lesson here is

    love yourself

    masturbate often

    but clean up your messes please this house is already dirty enough and the stench of sex is on every goddamn piece of furniture we own

    i blame it on my insatiable sexual appetite and the fact that i've wanted to bang pretty much everyone on khv once It's @Fork's fault.
     
  17. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    You're not the only one.
     
  18. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    How the hell is it my fault
    what did I even do
     
  19. Hyuge ✧ [[ Fairy Queen ]]

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    Mish. Everything.
     
  20. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    So when I get prostate cancer, I'm going to be told I shoulda fapped?