Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

No.

I could help you cross the street.

No.

I could help you cross your yard.

No.

I could help you cross your porch.

No!

Ow.
~~~

Man, I love that movie.
CACKAAA CACKAAA RAAAAAWR

So, anywhoville penis...

Yah, yah, I was part of the top of my class. WHORay for nerds.
And who brings air horns to graduation? >|
Miss. Valedictorian can screw off, because I still had more honors than her. Yah, suck it.
High school free life is niiiiice.
Went to grad parties.
Laughed so hard at a random emaciated Great Dane we called Gimpy. He was a crazy bastard.
OMG, I STARTED A FIRE WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS. kool, rite?
Threw up twice at work the next day.

Don't you love graduation weekend?