At this posh do, i was talkin bout bits and jewels to some mates. It was right awkward for em, but nuffing like a good old piss up to really express the soul. But seriously, i've been putting on a cockney accent when talking so much recently. The amount of swearing!
That's mother's pearly gate geeza, 'ope things Scapa Fla 'eaven and 'ell for your interestin' adventure.