GODDAMN BABIES. a

I'm playing with my baby niece (she's 6 months old).

She grabs my face.

She pulls the biggest clump of hair on my chin.

She pulls it with all her might.

It comes out.

All of it.

It hurts like a bitch.







I am now holding a wad of toilet paper to my chin cuz this ****'s bleeding profusely.

 

Serves you right for having a beard life Jafar's then.

 

IT'S NOT LIKE JAFAR'S

More like long stubble.




Remember, she has small hands.

 

Serves you right for having facial hair around a 6 month old.

 

how

how could you say something mean about babies

how

 

I don't like the expression that Jafar is looking at that baby with. Not one bit.

 

Oh teddy, your facial hair formally known as a beard is so..

 

this thread makes me want to watch Aladdin

 

I surprised they didn't have his beard stand on end when she did that.

 

and jesus wept...

 

gotta love how everyone thinks my beard is like Jafar's >_>

 

"Why do old people get a pass and people shit on babies? This I don't understand.... 'I was on a plane, when this fu--crying baby, baby's cryin' the whole time,' of course it was crying! It can't talk yet! It doesn't understand pressurization! It doesn't understand that its head actually isn't going to explode! It doesn't know it can hold its nose and blow and that feeling will go away so it communicates its discomfort the only way it knows how: UAAAAAA! And you'd do the SAME FUCKIN' THING! Let's cut your tongue out, stick your head in a vice, see what kind of fun noises you make! 'HOAAAAAAAAHHH!' I think he's hungry!"

~Hal Sparks, Charmageddon

 

Fix'd .

 

Well I still have it, lol.

It's just my chin that's bare and bloody. It looks like a reverse soul patch (that's right she yanked some of my lip too).


Excuse me while I quickly shave...

 

I can't imagine you with facial hair, for some reason.
I'm finding it very hard to picture. ​

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Spoiler

*shot*