Proceed to do #2 for several minutes. When you're done, you notice there's no toilet paper. What do you do?
I thought that was vomiting >> I remember opening up my new math book in eighth grade and found a note in it that said "I just started my first period, Im bleeding like crazy. Let me borrow your jacket so I can go to the bathroom and clean it off"
women always get mad when you find out they are on their period and ask them if that is why they are mad.
I havent eaten breakfast or lunch today, and I havent gotten dinner yet... but thanks to this thread im not hungry! You guys rock!
Use my white undershirt as toilet paper. Hide it behind the toilet, do something stupid and get arrested. Then when my bail is payed, I get ****ed over by a drunk bum who put on the shirt with my name in it. /reference ._.