Give me more things to say on mic

RETURN REVENGE REVELATIONS RECKONING ETC

 

Read a paragraph of "The Fault in our Stars" if possible. :)

 

Sing this.

 

You'll have to give me one to read, I don't own the book and I'm too lazy to look up a paragraph

ting tang

 

I didn't think you'd actually do that... now be the creepy guy from courage that always went. "...Naaaaaughty!"

 

i say i said my name is fred

 

Sorry about that. Just make it two paragraphs... Sorry again...

Neither of us said anything for the rest of Support Group. At the end, we all had to hold hands, and Patrick led us in a prayer. "Lord Jesus Christ, we are gathered here in Your heart, literally in Your heart, as cancer survivors. You and You alone know us as we know ourselves. Guide us to life and the Light through our times of trial. We pray for Isaac's eyes, for Michael's and Jamie's blood, for Augustus's bones, for Hazel's lungs, for James's throat. We pray that You might heal us and that we might feel Your love, and Your peace, which passes all understanding. And we remember in our hearts those whom we knew and loved who have gone home to you: Maria and Kade and Joseph and Haley and Abigail and Angelina and Taylor and Gabriel and . . ."
It was a long list. The world contains a lot of dead people. And while Patrick droned on, reading the list from a sheet of paper because it was too long to memorize, I kept my eyes closed, trying to think prayerfully but mostly imagining the day when my name would find its way onto that list, all the way at the end when everyone had stopped listening.

 

here u go nerdfighter

 

Thanks! Last one from me. Sing this.

 

I noticed you're gangster.
I'm pretty gangster myself.

 

I FORGET IF WE DID THIS ONE OR NOT...DRACULA'S FAMOUS SPEECH FROM CASTLEVANIA.

 

Anything said by Ansem SoD in KH1.

Because reasons.

 

Sorry about the delay, I was sleeping off a nasty crick in my neck

Ok I'm gonna have to figure out a rule for singing because if I just keep going "NO I WON'T DO IT" then everyone will get pissed and leave

How about if I don't want to sing it but 10 people do, besides the person who posted it, then I'll do if I can

(This does not guarantee I'll sing the whole thing)

pretty

stop posting things in quotes they don't show up when i quote them

we didn't but i'm glad you posted again because i actually wanted to do this

yessss my favorite

 

Okay. I respect that. Although I highly doubt anyone would want you to sing it. :P And I just want you to sing the chorus or the first verse.

 

Pick any line or lines, but do it in your best immitation of the source material.

 

This

Spoiler

In this style

 

Um, um, hello? Excuse me? Yes, you, okay. Hello. Um, well I'm really sorry about this and I really hope you don't take offense or hate me for this. But well, the thing is I've been sent here to kill you, so yeah that's what I have to do. It shouldn't take too much of your time, though it might hurt a little, well maybe a bit more than that but it can't be helped. No, no, no, don't try to escape, you can't. I don't see why you want to, it's not like I want to hurt you. I harbour no ill will to you and if it was up to me then I'd let you survive. Likewise if it was up to me, I'd make it quick and painless. Thankfully, it's not up to me so I'm afraid I've got a little bit of torturing to do. I told you, you can't escape so why do you keep trying? If you stay still it will make having your eyes ripped out so much nicer for yourself. Uh uh uh, you shouldn't try to hurt me either, it's not going to work and it'll just make the inevitable worse. I don't see why you want to attack me, I'm not against you and anyway it's your own fault for making someone want you disposed of. The screaming, always the screaming, I need to start bringing ear plugs, well removing your vocal cords should do the trick. Ah, much better. I've got a long list of things I need to hurt you with before you die, so I'd better get started. Thank you for your cooperation, it's greatly appreciated.

 

INFLATE UNTIL FIRM

(biggest dramatic voice you can do, bby)

 

Ugh I hate to keep leaving everyone hanging but I'm so fuckin tired

My sleep schedule is BORKED right now, like I am waking up with the sunset that's not even an exaggeration

I am going to do the last three because they actually look fun, I just... not now

I'm so tired

(Keep throwing things at me in the meantime, I like to do this shit in bursts anyway)