AND I SHALL TELL YOU A TALE. A TALE OF A WEBSITE YOU KNOW ONLY TOO WELL, AND HOW IT NEARLY BURNED TO THE GROUND, ONLY TO RISE LIKE A PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES. IT ALL STARTED WITH THE RETURN OF A LEGEND... A JOYOUS OCCASION, TO BE SURE. BUT NONE COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT BLOOD PRICE WOULD BE PAID FOR THIS WINDFALL. INDEED, THOUGH THE MAN BEHIND THE ACT HAD DONE A GREAT KINDNESS, 'TWAS MARRED BY THE FOUL STAIN OF SPITE. A STAIN THAT EVEN THE FIERCEST DETERGENTS COULD SCARCELY CLEAN. THE MODERATORS QUARRELED O'ER THIS FRESHLY RAISED CORPSE. THE BLOODY BATTLE RAGED FOR SEVEN DAYS AND SEVEN NIGHTS, AND AT ITS CLIMAX, MANY A BODY LAY STREWN ACROSS THE STAFF SECTION. NONE COULD FELL THE ADMIN; ALL WHO TRIED WERE BANISHED FROM HIS REALM. CHAOS REIGNED IN THE WAKE OF THE PURGE, AND SO CAME REVOLT. MEMBERS ROSE UP IN DEFIANCE, SOME STAGING A DRAMATIC EXIT, OTHERS ATTEMPTING ASSASSINATION. SO GREAT WAS THE UPHEAVAL, THAT NO AMOUNT OF LOCKED THREADS OR TEMP-BANS COULD QUELL THE STORM. THE STAFF, SENSING THE END WAS NIGH, POOLED THEIR REMAINING STRENGTH IN AN ACT OF DESPERATION. AND DESPERATION IT WAS, TRUE; FOR EVEN NOW, ALL SEEMED LOST. SUDDENLY, A MIRACLE... THE ADMIN DESCENDED FROM HIS THRONE, CAST OFF THE MANTLE OF DRAMA, ADMITTED TO HIS TYRANNY AND FINALLY SOLD A HIT (AND THE SITE TO BOOT). MEMBERS SURGED FORTH TO BEAR WITNESS. ALL WERE STUNNED. AN EVENT THAT ROCKED THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF THE FORUMS, THAT MANAGED TO PISS OFF THE SERENE ASHWIN, THE OBLIVIOUS AMAURY, AND THE ANCIENT EXPLODE... OVER? FINISHED IN THE SPAN OF A WEEK? BUT THE TRUTH COULD NOT BE DENIED. KH-VIDS WAS SAVED. BY PROVIDENCE, PERHAPS. BUT SAVED NONETHELESS. AND JUST LIKE THAT, THE BOARDS WERE RESTORED. THE NIGHTMARE FORGOTTEN. STAFF RETURNED TO THEIR POSTS, SOME SURGING TO EVEN GREATER POWER LEVELS THAN EVER BEFORE. FUCKING LUX GOT ADMIN'D SOMEHOW, STILL BAFFLED BY THAT. MUST'VE REALLY PONIED UP THE DOUGH. I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU YET, YA RICE-EATING SACKA SHIT. AT LAST, AFTER PASSING THROUGH NEGLECTFUL HANDS AND IRON FISTS, KH-VIDS WOULD KNOW REST—IN THE HANDS OF THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED AND CHERISHED IT ALL THESE YEARS. THOSE WHO LAUGHED, CRIED—AND ABOVE ALL, ENDURED. (AND LUX.) MAY TODAY'S PEACE LAST UNTO ETERNITY. CREDITS, MOTHERFUCKER.
I busted a gut at the money spirit bomb[DOUBLEPOST=1469202775][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, you're supposed to put Kefka for Libre.
and now . . . lol i pop into lurk every now and then but i haven't posted in Eons i thought i'd come say hi and also LONG LIVE KHV and all that :3c
