Funny Thing Happened On The Bus Today...

So, I was running to my bus stop this morning because I almost missed the bus, and just when the bus was about to leave, the street light goes red just long enough for me to get on board. When I look in the bus, there are playing cards scattered ALL OVER THE PLACE. So I go over to my usual seat, and what's sitting there face-up lying right in the middle of my seat?

Ace of Spades, babeh!

 

WTF...........FTW..............TWF

 

Death Card.

 

I was robbed of my gum o_O

 

I know. Things just might get a little more interesting now, though.

 

The littlest thing might do you in now.

Papercut? Could turn to be infections and kill you.
Bitten by an insect? Rare form of deadly bug causes instant death.
Falling down the stairs. Instant broken neck.
The alcohol you enjoy. Liver cancer.

Oh yes, so very interesting.

 

Ditto.

That's so weird though xD

 

I thought Ace was lucky

I didn't know Ace of Spades was Morbid. I thought it was a lucky symbol. 0_o

 

I saw some drama today on the bus too.

Im just sitting there with my sexy boyfriend (who also happens to be immensly smart) having a good time, just chatting. There's this creepy guy sitting behind him, shooting weird glares at him every 5 minutes, not to mention the fact that he was a creepy foreigner. So, we come to a stop, and all of a sudden, some ugly-ass guy comes on to the bus. Before I could even blink, we hijacks the damn thing. I freak out, but my guy tells me he's got some gangsta plan to jump him. But then creepy foreigner dude tells him it's 'risky' and that if it comes down to it he'd take care of it. But he doesn't believe him, and accuses him of being an accomplice. Creepy foreigner is actually an FBI agent. So Mr. Sexy-Boyfriend decides to pass a note to him, but it falls out. He reaches to pick it up, but creepy-rat guy gets it before him. Then, only seconds after, he starts screaming about some Grim-Reaper **** on the bus. So he shoots at the air, runs of the bus, and gets hit by a car.
I swear to god I heard My boyfriend say something like "Just as I had planned" or some **** like that, but I really didn't care.

FUN DAY.

 

I wish I was there ;-; Sounds like fun.

Death Note ftw =D

 

Like that really happened! You got that from Death Note!

 

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I wish my bus was more interesting.

 

Yep! That's me! ^_^

 

>| You just HAD to say it, didn't you?

 

... Why were the cards spread all over in the first place? O.o

 

I'm guessing some kids were playing some game and the bus hit a bump and all the cards toppled over.

*shugs* You never know.

 

It's like when there's turbulence when you're in an airplane - 5 hours just sitting there is boring. :x And sometimes painful.