Misheard: "I wear goggles when you are not here" True lyrics: "My world crumbles when you are not near." Misheard: "Thought I liked you a lot, but I'd rather have Ned's." True lyrics: "Thought I liked you a lot, but I'm really upset." Don't ask who Ned is, I have no idea. Misheard: "On the pavement, I crashed and burned. At your face." True: "On the day that I crashed and burned. At your feet." Misheard: "Machop! Come on!" True: "Lets go! Come on!" Funny: "Just ask your sister what you're missing!" - "You Said No" by Busted. Funny: "*snort* Be you angels?" - Tenacious D's "Tribute" Funny: "Wonderboy! Take me high above the mucky-muck, now." Wonderboy by Tenacious D. Anyone got any more?
I hate lyrics sites because of all the mistakes. Lyrics Site: "I'm sending letters through the mail, accepting cherries at the table. Change the locks, took off pictures on the wall; stringing along like a beautiful love song." True Lyrics: "I'm sending letters through the mail, whose empty chair is at the table? Who changed the locks, who took off pictures on the wall? String me along like a beautiful love song."
Real: "and if you stay, all I'm asking for is 1000 bodies..." I hear: "And if you're gay, all you're asking for is 1000 bodies..." i was like 0_0
Misheard: "Pack your bags with DONUT CREAM! Dying by fire to satisfy her, is that the way that's meant for me?" True: " Kill all the f**s that don't agree! Trials by fire, setting fire is not a way that's meant for me." Funny lyric: "And you say that your not a girl, But I'll make you a woman."
Weird Lyrics: She's so obsessed with me, that she stands up to pee CORRECTION, That whole song is weird. (she wants to be me - busted)
More from that song!: "I'm in the loony bin, wearing a pale pink nightie, the nurse comes through the door and whispers so politely: 'Your boyfriend's here to see you, look pretty, take a bath, I love his silly band. Can I get his autograph?!" And it's sung by boys, one of which has massive eyebrows.
BOOKS ALL SAY DIFFERENT THINGS WHILE PEOPLE FLAP THIER YELLOW WINGS TRYING TO SOAR BEING A WHORE IN LIFE AND ALMOST EVERYTHING THE SHEEP THAT RAN OFF FROM THE HERD MIGHT BE DEAD BUT NOW IS A BIRD ABLE TO FLY ABLE TO DIE ABLE TO FUCK YOUR MOTHERS EARTHa
Oh god, I just remembered one: What he said: I don't wanna hear your sad songs, I don't wanna feel your paint. Real Lyrics: I don't wanna hear your sad songs, I don't wanna feel your Pain. It was so funny xD
Misheard Lyrics: Turn the lights out at the steakhouse here we are now eating tables Real Lyrics: With the lights out its less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Misheard: "I'm a book, have fun Red. I wanna see weight loss." Real: "I'm a book, half unread. I wanna feel weightless."
MY GIRL YA KNOW SHE LASHES OUT AT ME SOMETIMES AND I JUST FUCKING KICK HER AND THEN BAAABY SHE'S OKAY. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS PUSHING ME DOWN TRYING TO PUSH MY FACE TO THE GROUND WHEN REALLY ALL THEY WANNA DO IS SUCK OUT MY MOTHERFUCKING BRAINS. MAH BRAAAINS a
Misheard: "How Kadaj swollowed me again." Real: "How could you swallow me again?" Homecoming by Hey Monday. Misheard: "She's got a body like an hour glass, tick ticking like a clock." Real: "She's got a body like an hour glass that's ticking like a clock."
