Funniest thing you did when u were a kid

haha i remember in 4th grade it was winter and i was at school and bored and was not so smart back then and i was in the mood to lick a pole haha so i did my tounge got stuck and i had to pull it off whiched hurt.. and i left a mark on the pole hahah i wonder if its still there xD!​

 

At scouts camp i fell over in the dark on a cobbled path way cutting my leg open then the next day i fell down a large hill then on the last day my aunt got lost when she came to pick me up because me and the two scout leaders where shouting in different directions XD i found it to be quite funny afterwards but at the time i was pretty p***ed off

 

I went on a killing spree and never got caught.

 

hmmm... i scared my friend when we played bowling and he missed....
but when he startled me i got a strike...

 

I was wrapped in a blanket and fell over and then...I thought I was dieing...

 

I ate cat food..and fish food. I didn't like dog food though

 

When I was 5 I went behind the couch in my house and there was a sticky mouse trap... and I was stupid enough to touch it. For the whole day I walked around with a sticky mouse trap on my hand.

Also there was the time my brother and I were prank calling each other from different rooms in the house. And there was one phone call where I thought it was my brother and it was actually the pastor from church asking for my mom and I cursed him out thinking that it was my brother.

 

I thought a car battery was a really big duracell battery XDD

 

I swallowed a quarter and every time Barney came on, I would jump onto the coffee table and dance to the theme song.

 

When I was 7 or something I was at my aunts house and she has this sliding glass door... I thought the door was open so I went to go outside and I ran into the glass door and hurt my nose... it wasn't open, it was just really clean... I laughed and cried at the same time for about a half hour... XDDD

 

I used to bury Coca-Cola cans in the backyard and then every day I would pour it with water and waited for a Coca-Cola tree to grow.

 

I thought there was snow in the Philippines.
There actually wasn't.

 

This is really embarassing.
I was about four years old or so.
I was at my grandmother's house and really needed to use the bathroom. The bathroom was just in the next room, but I went outside and pee'd on the ground outside cause I saw dogs pee on the ground when they used the bathroom.
And a car was passing by the house too, just in time to see me sans pants.​