Fun Facts

1. One out of every four people you met today, just masterbated.
2. Calculators give off subliminal messages.
3. Matrha Stewarts son is a nazi.
4. Indian Cigarettes gives you the runs.
5. Cellphones were really invented in the 1890s
6. In average, you fart 15 times in your sleep.
7. Bats are afraid of cat urine.
8. in 1945 the US made an ediable dollar bill.
9. Cactuses used to be blue.
10. Once a worm reaches an orgasm, it never stops.
11. Human mucus is the best lubricant, but not when it is heated.
12. Mcdonalds uses kanagroo oil for thier sweet and sour sauce.
13. 37% of statistics are made up right on the spot.
14. There is an upsidedown cross in every episode of "perfect strangers."
15. The CEO of Coca-Cola started Pepsi.
16. One of George Forman's kids is named Gerald.
17. When your back is itchy it means you have low blood sugar.
18. If you massage your left thumb long enough, your mouth starts to twitch.
19. The first idea of the internet originated from dragonflys flying over the ocean.
20. Shoelaces were first used as a torture method.
21.An avacado is a dired up mango. Although, through evolution, it just grows that way now.
22. Socks were oringinally invented to be used during foreplay.
23. You would have to eat 680 lightning bugs before you, yourself, started glowing.
24. The Band Fleetwood Mac was, at one point, funded by Mcdonalds
25. If you wear a watch on your right hand, statisticly, you are more likely to get into a car accident.
26. Green carpets promote a more stable mind.
27. It is illegal to have a tapeworm as a pet.
28. Michael Jackson has four toes on his left foot.
29. Anteaters hate sex.
30. Dark Blue on Dark red are the hardest colors to see together.


Thanks to Angel for showing these to me.

 

you did see the tiny writing at the bottom, that was purple...

it said "These are not true facts. They are intended to see how far they would go outside of eatglue.com"

http://www.eatglue.com/main/funfacts.html

 

i can't read purple on blue.

 

15 farts.....I average like 45.

 

you're just like my brother.. only he seems to manage an average of 1500 a day o.o

 

Loser...thats childs play.

 

you're calling yourself a child?

 

Calling your bro a child. I can do 1500 before breakfast.

 

*shrugs* ok XD

as long as im not around, fart all you like <3