For Fluck's Sake I'm Not A Boy

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by HellKitten, Jan 2, 2009.

  1. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    Since when does short hair mean your a dude? I've been asked it three times in the last month, today:

    Little kid:"Are you a boy or a girl?"
    Me:"Do I have a giant frog in my hair?"
    Little kid:"No...?"
    Me:"Oh, okay, good. Because y'know I can't see it but I can like feel it jumping around..."
     
  2. Hell Kaiser Ryo Kingdom Keeper

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    I lol'd at that.
     
  3. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    lol stop taking quotes from celebrities
     
  4. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    It's addicting.
     
  5. The Great Gatz Chaser

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    wait... are you saying you're a boy?
     
  6. mokeyman q Traverse Town Homebody

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    O rly? I have long hair and everyone thinks I'm a girl!

    BTW... I'm a boy.
     
  7. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    You're being sarcastic, right?
     
  8. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Grow your hair and be more feminine.
     
  9. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    I will no longer take you seriously.
     
  10. Peppy Merlin's Housekeeper

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    There was no better time to use that.
     
  11. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Whoa. Calm down, dude.
     
  12. 007 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    remember, Britney Spears is a girl who shaved her head. Look how much respect it got her XD
     
  13. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    Man, I'm with you HellKitten (though not with the same gender as you). I'm a guy, and I have long hair. I remember this one time, I was messing around with my friend, he hit me, and this f***ing sixth grader comes to him and says,"You not allowed to hit girls!"
    I turn around and glare at him. His face was priceless.
     
  14. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Well......everybody knows I'm a girl but dear god, my little brother and my own mother complain and tease me about my voice being too deep. She tells me to speak in a higher pitch...-_-...THIS MY HIGHEST PITCH! :roar:
     
  15. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    At least your Mom hasn't threatened to pull out a baseball bat because your voice is too deep, and changing to fast.
     
  16. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    I thought you were a guy...

    I mean before I read this post...

    Your name and Avatar through me off...
     
  17. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    0 to 1. Throw.
     
  18. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    Craaaaaaap!!! I misspelled threw!!! I am so stupid!!!

    *hits self*

    What I meant was her name and Avatar confused me.
     
  19. Peppy Merlin's Housekeeper

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    People think I'm ugly. >_>

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  20. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    I <3 your hair. Your not ugly.