For all the single people out there~

Yeah, I'm single. :P
I think all the single people on here should post the ridiculus reason WHY you like staying single... <.< .. >.> If ya do.
Some people say stupid stuffs like: Dating is too much of a hassle! ...LIE!
I like my peace and quiet!.. LiE!
I'm a monk, I'm not supposed to date! ......lie! ....and FAIL!

Post your excuses here.

Mine is simple: I get to flirt with random stranges without getting yelled at while single. You?

 

I have a girlfriend haha

 

lol ur a losr :p

 

I'll admit my loser-dork-ness. 8D

 

...Well this is no fun. Let's go torment someone else, guys.

 

Muhahaa. You fail, insults don't affect meh. 8D

 

Is that ginta kid still around?

 

^ This is why I am single.

It's not fun to be one of the girls in this situation -_-

 

Haha. Do tell. *looks interested*

 

I'm not good enough for any girl.

 

...... You fail!
My belief is that you DON'T need to find the perfect someone. You just need to settle. They're settling for you, aren't they? Pfft. <-- Stolen from comedy central.

 

No no no, this is the wrong attitude.

Mine is that no guy is good enough for ME! ...Well, some are, but a majority that I have met are not.

...I have high standards :P

 

Wow that is the same statement my gf keeps saying on its "I'm not good enough for any guy" and yes I have a gf

 

I'm pretty sure that threads such as this (and posts found within it) give reason enough as to why some people are single.

 

I'm unattractive.

Why the fuck else would i spend my time trolling khv's spamzone.

 

Because I am too good for any man out there.

 

I'm twelve.

Being on the Internet is a minor thing compared to that.

 

......>.> .... <.< .......

True dat, sista! .... >.> ..... <.<

.... Haha. When I was you're age, that didn't stop me a bit. 8D

 

This is probably how all you single people feel

 

If you keep telling yourself that, you probably never will be.