Today my girlfriend dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she said, "You were the other guy." FML.
I hate women now. I went out with some friends last weekend. Friends who used to do all-weekenders with ease and elegance. However their spouses put up a sickeningly decent act and they went home at 3 AM. 3 fucking AM. On a Friday night. Is that even allowed?
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML #950316 (74) - 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm by blaise - money - I agree, your life is f***ed (11545) - you deserved that one (618) oh hi, 'blaise'.
Today I found out my Girlfriend was cheating on me. But it's okay, she broke up with the other guy, cause she likes me so much. MLTML.
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML