First thought

I think that there should be a metal wall in front of all parking spaces, and if your car is big enough you should be legally able to grind an already parked car into the wall to get a parking spot in a crowded lot.

 

This is the best idea since toilets.

 

Second Thought

Legalize marijuana and teen sex. Really, all you're doing is encouraging them to do it more, and you could make a killing off of potential profits. There's no real reason to have them outlawed in the first place, you've got worse things that are legal.

 

Third Thought

Holy wars? REALLY? I mean, come on. Your doctrine doesn't say that Jesus died for thousands of years of war and death in his name. Stop it. Just stop it, it's entirely too silly.