I decided to be healthy and have salad for lunch in stead of a cheeseburger. The salad gave me food poisoning. T_T
What is wrong with you? How dare you take a salad over a cheeseburger. This is the cheeseburger taking its revenge on you for dumping it for something so......green!
Eat salad, get food poisoning. Eat chicken, get salmonella. Eat cheeseburger, get mad cow disease. I agree with Mr. Pearce. No, but seriously, get well soon ^^ I got food poisoning from chocolate pudding once. Guess who never ate chocolate pudding again.