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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by MadDoctorMaddie, May 9, 2013.

  1. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    I decided to be healthy and have salad for lunch in stead of a cheeseburger.
    The salad gave me food poisoning.
    T_T
     
  2. Arch Mana Knight

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    Obviously the solution is to starve.
     
  3. Vagineer Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Hope you feel better.
     
  4. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    I hope you also see the complete aptness of your thread title.
     
  5. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    What is wrong with you? How dare you take a salad over a cheeseburger. This is the cheeseburger taking its revenge on you for dumping it for something so......green!
     
  6. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    And that there kids is why you should choose cheeseburgers over salads.

    PS. Hope you get better
     
  7. 61 No. B

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    lesson to be learned: being healthy is bad for you.
     
  8. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    Eat salad, get food poisoning. Eat chicken, get salmonella. Eat cheeseburger, get mad cow disease.

    I agree with Mr. Pearce.

    No, but seriously, get well soon ^^ I got food poisoning from chocolate pudding once. Guess who never ate chocolate pudding again.