FFS Spider

I just turned to my right and the biggest spider I have ever seen was looking at me... but I stood my ground!

 

kill it with fire ;___;

 

*claps* Bravo! I would have jumped quite high and then ran downstairs to fetch a cup so I can capture it and fling it out the window. That is unless the spider is blocknig my path to the kitchen... then I'm screwed and forever trapped ;-;

 

You have now grown an extra pubic hair on your balls.

+1 to Manliness

 

Well crap, so that's why I've got so much pubic hair? Now I wish I was afraid of spiders.

 

Good for you. For all we know he could have offered you a contract...for a price.

 

girls don't have pubic hair

 

now if only my mom will do the same. Seriously, there was one time she actually called my dad at work 15 minutes away because me and my brother wouldn't kill a spider. My dad came home, but he wasn't happy. He just killed it and went back to work without saying anything