Favorite Penguins of Madagascar quote

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Favorite quote?

Poll closed Feb 29, 2012.
  1. Skipper:SMOKED SALMON!

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  2. Kowalski:MICROPHONE IS ONLINE! ALSO, MY EAR DRUMS ARE BLEEDING.

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  3. Julien:DO A BARREL ROLL!(He actually said it XD)

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  4. Skipper:Biscuits and gravy! We didn't order a scenario for that!

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  5. Kowalski:While we're at it, lets call the Great Wall a fence, and Albert Einstein Mr. Smarty pants!

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  6. Kowalski:This is an explosive situation! Julien:Explosive? Kowalski:Oh heck Skipper:HIT THE DIRT

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  7. Skipper:You didn't see anything!

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  8. Skipper:You look uglier than ever RatKing:I had skin infection. Skipper:Oh, now I feel like a jerk.

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  9. Skipper:COOTIES!

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  10. Skipper:What in the name of returning guest characters?

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  1. jackdaniel0 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Well, there are lots of quotes from Penguins of Madagascar, and I'm sure many make you laugh. But which is the most hilarious?
     
  2. Krowley Moderator

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    I didn't really watch the show, but from the film, I liked this quote;

    Skipper the Penguin: Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. Kowalski, progress report.
    Kowalski the Penguin: [In a hole] We're only 500 feet from the main sewer line.
    Skipper the Penguin: And the bad news?
    Kowalski the Penguin: [laying a broken plastic spoon at Skipper's feet] We've broken our last shovel.