Eyebrow malfunction

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  1. Destiny's hand Traverse Town Homebody

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    Kh-V......I'm so angry at my little sister right now....

    This girl wanted to bang on the door while I'm in the bathroom, with razor in hand while I lather on shaving cream. That scared me so much, my hand goes flying up, and shaves my F*CKING EYEBROW IN HALF, GODDAMMIT.

    :B|: :B|:
     
  2. Misty gimme kiss

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    Oh god I am so sorry. D: Thankfully, after you shave something, it tends to grow back faster... though half an eyebrow can still take a while. :x

    You can always draw it in while you wait, as long as you do a good job. Use light strokes, try to make it look like real hair.
     
  3. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    I've seen too many movies where this happens.
     
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    Shave off the corresponding half of the other eyebrow.
     
  5. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I must ask, what were you originally going to shave?
     
  6. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Welp, there goes my imagination~
     
  7. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ........

    There is a lack of yuri photos here....
     
  8. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Shaving and yuri? ....nah
     
  9. Misty gimme kiss

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    :L Well she said she was putting on shaving cream, the razor didn't necessarily have to be in the vicinity of the area she was shaving.

    OKAY BACK TO TALKING ABOUT EYEBROWS
    they are a little scary & hurtful to fix/pluck/whatever
     
  10. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    What's it like to wax 'em?
     
  11. Misty gimme kiss

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    I've never done it tbh, I'd imagine not fun. :<
     
  12. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I once lost a bet and had to wax my chest.


    /inb440yearoldvirginreference
     
  13. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    PICS! FFS o.o
     
  14. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    My stepmom did this one thing once, a lady took this really thin thread thing, and somehow plucked each hair out with it...
    It was painful to watch.
     
  15. Destiny's hand Traverse Town Homebody

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    Waxing hurts less than plucking, that's for sure.
    Plucking is just......OuchXHow many hairs you want plucked. Waxing is......Oooooooooouuuuuuuuccchh......
    See what I mean?




    Someone should like, totally, try this for me, and SHOW the results. I will lyke, give you my second born.
    And to you Kayate,
    But this is REAL life man. REAL life.
    Not Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging. XD


    OMG, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!
    Frame an Asia poster for me, will ya?
     
  16. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    At first I was like "Ohmygawd Angus, thongs and perfect snogging?!" But that sucks to hear. . .
     
  17. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    I once shaved my eyebrows off. Long story there. They grow back in like... 4/5 weeks or so.
    In the meantime; get some glue, stick the hair back on. Problem solved.
     
  18. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    Painful at first, but you get used to it.
    Well... it still fricking hurts, but you don't care so much.

    Not fun at all.

    *now has the idea of filming a Vlog of me having my eyebrows waxed...*
     
  19. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    think maybe we can get pictures? I want to see half an eyebrow shaved off